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Time Bomb is a book parodying the New-Nazis that created havoc in the Pacific Northwest in the 1980's. The author, Gary A. Edwards experienced first hand the sound of a Nazi bomb exploding at a priest's door in the neighborhood. Deciding that Ignoring hate groups and responding with hate is ineffective, Edwards and his anonymous cartoonist co-author created a book of cartoons and jokes.

Here is a one-page sample from the Book Time Bomb.

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Question: Three bombs blow up. Who did it?

Answer: Easy, dummy. The butler did it.

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Question: How much is an Aryan twenty dollar bill worth?

Answer: About five to ten years.

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Fred: It looks like the Saturday Night Live Show out by Athol, Idaho.

Bob: Why’s that, Fred?

Fred: 'Cause I seen a bunch of coneheads out by the South Forty last night.

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Jim: I saw my first black face in Idaho last week.

John: How's that?

Jim: Some of them Aryans were burning crosses and got their faces smudged.

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Question: How do you light a burning cross?

Answer: Rub two Aryans together.

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Gene: I went to a human rights rally at the North Idaho College the other night.

Jane: How was it?

Gene: I don't know. There were so many FBI agents there I couldn't get in the door.

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Question: What's an Aryan football field look like?

Answer: The goal posts are on fire.

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Question: David Dorr is arrested for bombing, counterfeiting and weapons violations. Richard Butler, minister of the Aryan Nations Church of Jesus Christ Christian, says Dorr didn't do it. What is the Aryan's theme song?

Answer: "Open the dorr, Richard"

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